i was going to post some gargoyles for allison but i thought instead i would post what i can only imagine 'goober' was thinking of all day.
1. when going for a walk, make sure you go so fast that your owner's arm nearly comes out of the socket. especially when owner is carrying a bag of poop.
2. alternatively, stop and start often so that your owner nearly slips and falls on the wet grass.
3. anything you find on the ground, make sure you put it in your mouth and pretend to chew on it. watch as owner works her way into a frenzy trying to get you to drop it. which you did about five feet back.
4. cry and insist on bringing a toy with you. then while walking, drop it and refuse to carry it.
5. look sad as owner drags you home. go make puppy dog eyes at her brother and get treats.
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