Friday, November 16, 2007

thank you, driver, for getting me here ...

look at me, two posts in one day!

i think my bus driver today was a fake. he wasn't wearing a uniform, was wearing tear away pants and runners. his driving was erratic (although that may prove he was an actual bus driver!). he was letting people off randomly, even tho it was an express bus. and when we got to the skytrain station, he parked the bus and jumped off before all the passengers, and left the bus wide open.

wouldn't that be funny if he was a fake?

8 comments:

Evelyne said...

Funny bus driver I'd say... in Montreal they are not wearing a uniform, they are still protesting for I don't know what (increase salary I guess or work conditions). I wasn't sure of what was going on when at a stop, the driver completely stopped the bus, let the door open and left the bus. Few minutes later, a guy came in and it was the new driver, it was pretty confusing mostly because they're not wearing uniforms

Dale said...

It wasn't Kramer was it? Making all the stops?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

How about Keanu Reeves? Was it Keanu Reeves in disguise? Did he talk really slowly to make it appear like something was going on inside his head?

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

evelyne - are you sure he was a bus driver? ha ha.

dale - i totally forgot about that seinfeld episode. he was awfully skinny....

barbara - he didn't seem all that bright actually.

Allison said...

At least you arrived at the place safe. It would be funny if he was a fake, although who has that much time on their hands?

Chick said...

More than once I was left sleeping on my bus on the way into the city in the morning. The driver would get off & leave the doors open & just leave nme there...nice, huh?

Steph A. said...

Tear away pants? Maybe he is a stripper moonlighting as a bus driver. Just a thought.

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

chick - bastard!

steph - maybe he's a stripper looking for more information to make his 'performance' real!