Saturday, January 20, 2007

all apologies...

ok, i hate chain mail and these things that people forward you on luck etc. but i got one today, and i feeling a little superstitious and i don't need any bad luck right now. i have a big important week ahead of me. i don't believe in forwarding these things on, but i will post it on my blog because i do find "horrorscopes" fascinating.

before i post the chain, i found this online test that is supposed to tell you how superstitious you are. i scored 60, which means

"You're not 100% superstitious, but there are certain things that you'd rather avoid…just in case! Perhaps you have a certain good luck charm, or pass on chain letters, partially for the fun, partially to protect yourself. Overall, you likely realize deep down that superstitions are mostly not true, but the ones you follow have become old habit. It makes you uncomfortable to break them, so it's simply easier to keep - especially since many of them are tightly woven into our cultural fabric. Almost everyone has the little moment of hesitation when they realize it's Friday the 13th, for example, or says "bless you" when someone sneezes. As long as your superstitions are not controlling your life in any way, there's probably no harm in them. "

btw i love friday the 13th.

ok, here is the repost. i have taken out all bad luck threats as i will not forward those. although i'd like to say that my sign had the most bad luck attached to it, 24 years! also, what especially bugs me about this one is all the freakin' typos and bad grammer. if you are going to threaten me, at least have the courtesy to proof read it.

and again, my apologies.

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive.Poetic. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

..:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

..:LIBRA:. The best lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.

..:ARIES:. The Animal in bed
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

..:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

..:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

..:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

..:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

..:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

..:CAPRICORN The passioate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

..:TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

..:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.


Barbara Bruederlin said...

So let me get this straight - you're supposed to have sex with someone from each sign within 3 days or you will have bad luck? Is that how this works?

Okay, I've got some work to do...

mellowlee said...

LOL @ Barb's comment!!!

Toccata said...

My older brother was born on Friday the 13th so my mom has always said it's a very lucky day. Over the years I have had my moments when I'm not so certain!

This post and Barb's comment crack me up.

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

hahahahaha.. too funny barbara.

Barbara said...

You are a Capricorn right 668?
Did you edit that part too, or are you Capricorns really the Best in bed?
I am glad it did not say 'freak in bed' for the Leo's... freak in bed sounds really...not good.
I do the same thing for chain letters I take off all the 'if you don't send this bla bla' then I post it on my blog.

Allison said...

LOL!!! Barb's too funny.

That was pretty hilarious. I love your use of CAPS (well I'm assuming it was your use).

Hope your week goes well :)

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

see, i took freak in bed as a good thing, but maybe that's too much info about me... :)

i am a capricorn and about that bad luck thing, all the other signs were like one or two years of bad luck. then capricorn.. 24! so i had to post. plus 24 is my favourite show so....

the only thing i took out was the threats and what would happen to you. all other comments and caps were as i received it. as much as i wanted to go in a fix it.

are capricorns the best in bed? well, i guess i will have to sample the lot to officially let you know. ;)

thanks allison. among other things, i have a job interview tomorrow at lunch.

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

oh btw.. it's a best of strombo this week so i won't be recapping but i still be listening online if anyone's around.

Allison said...

When reading, I took 'freak in bed' to be a good thing too. So, you're not alone in that Perhaps I've just said too much, but I'm a gemini, loud and such ;p
Thanks for the heads up on the Strombo show too.

Toccata said...

I saw your comment earlier so I decided to paint instead. Two weeks in a row. I know last week wasn't a repeat but I turned it off as soon as I heard I would have to put up with you know who! This keeps up and I will have to find a new guilty pleasure for my Sunday evenings.

Toccata said...

Hey, 668 I saw you had yourself a job interview at lunch today. Since it's too late for me to wish you luck I'm just here letting you know I hope it was a big success.