Wednesday, April 04, 2007

talk about the passion...

i saw this on dale's blog, and i couldn't wait to play myself.

put your itunes/winamp/wmp/whatever on shuffle.
* use the song title as the answer to the question.
* no cheating

1. how does the world see me? better together – jack johnson

2. will i have a happy life? beverly hills - weezer (am i coming into money? i'm not sure about beverly hills tho)

3. what do my friends really think of me? wonderful! wonderful! – johnny mathis (well, this is nice)

4. do people secretly lust after me? come home - james (hmm.. i think this means come home you are delusional)

5. how can i make myself happy? dont wanna worry – the neckers (good advice)

6. what should i do with my life? shuffle your feet – black rebel motorcycle club ( i was really hoping for some life advice here. i did not get it)

7. will i ever have children? don't study war no more – sonny & brownie

8. what is some good advice for me? celebrity skin - hole (i am to be a celebrity in la? oh, maybe shuffle my feet is code for i will be a famous dancer.)

9. how will i be remembered? coma girl - joe strummer & mescaleros (hahaha)

10. what is my signature dancing song? pay dirt – k.d. lang

11. what do i think my current theme song is? ass up – dc heads

12. what does everyone else think my current theme song is? ring sweet mercy – tricky woo

13. what song will play at my funeral? our faces split the coast in half – broken social scene (um, no. besides sounded like some kind of horrific accident, as previously mentioned, my funeral song is 'if i should fall from grace with god' by the almighty pogues.)

14. what type of women/men do i like? personality crisis – new york dolls (umm, great)

15. what is my day going to be like? feel good hit of the summer – queens of the stone age (oh, this is where the coma girl comes into)

16. will i ever have love again? new york, new york – ryan adams (i have to go to new york? oh wait, i'm a celebrity, so i guess that makes sense.)

17. what type of sex life do i have? rock 'n' roll star – oasis (yah, baby!)

18. what song would be the title of my own porno movie? spiro – useonceanddestroy (i don't think i want to know what this is about)

ps... gum has not been tested yet. soon my friends, soon.


Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well, coma girl - that is quite the life list you have there, except for the ass up part, of course.

I do believe you are right in sticking to your guns about playing the Pogues at your funeral instead of BSS, unless of course the occasion really does fit the BSS song, god forbid.

Must be nice to have the sex life of a rock and roll star, except for the stalkers and the STDs, of course.

Toccata said...

Oh my gosh your little asides killed me and then Barbara with her stalkers and STD comment. Too funny.

Dale said...

Having the Pogues song play at your wake is genius, I've thought about the playlist for mine but haven't finalized it, must get to that, you never know.

Excellent shuffle goodness, very funny responses and nice tunes on their own!

Allison said...

A celebrity rock and roll life you're leading here. #14 made me giggle, and too bad you couldn't get strong advice on #6, I guess the shuffle can only do so much.

Very much enjoyed reading the asides :)

Deb said...

You wildwoman you. I think I found your little comments as amusing as anything...especially #4.

And #11 was priceless...that one made me laugh.

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

thank you all. my inner comedian is pleased. :)

barbara - no glove, no love! ;)

dale - make sure you let everyone know. i, personally sent out an e-mail. :)

allison - i really was hoping that my shuffle would come up with here is what you should do for the rest of your life.

deb - 11 killed me. it was so funny, i had to leave it without a witty remark. i mean, how can you top that?

Chick said...

Makes no feasible sense to me...but ya got yourself some kick ass taste in music there.

668 aka neighbour of the beast said...

chick - thanks!